bafflegab

noun  |  baf·fle·gab  |  \ˈba-fəl-ˌgab\

Slang. incomprehensible or pretentious language, especially bureaucratic jargon.  Confusing or generally unintelligible jargon; gobbledegook

 

 

Example of BAFFLEGAB

 

"I asked the sales rep about five times what the total price would be, but kept getting more bafflegab about their 'special deals' and 'additional options'.  I finally just hung up."