noun | baf·fle·gab | \ˈba-fəl-ˌgab\
Slang. incomprehensible or pretentious language, especially bureaucratic jargon. Confusing or generally unintelligible jargon; gobbledegook
Example of BAFFLEGAB
"I asked the sales rep about five times what the total price would be, but kept getting more bafflegab about their 'special deals' and 'additional options'. I finally just hung up."